Jokes Archive

“Young man, do you think you can handle a variety of work?”

“I ought to be able to. I’ve had 12 different jobs in four

months.”

My friend has a fine watch dog.

At any suspicious noise he wakes the dog and the dog begins to

bark.

“What did one ghost say to another?”

“Do you believe in people?”

you

hit your husband with a chair?”

Wife: “I couldn’t lift the table.”

Joke

Posted January 9, 2013 By admin

Policeman: sab
kuch sach sach
bata
varna chaddi utar
ke marunga.
. ..
.
..
.
..
. .
Santa: saab galti
Maine ki hai aap
kyun
chaddi utaro ge.:p.

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joke

Posted October 12, 2012 By admin

‎5 frogs sitting on a log..

4 decide to jump off.

How Many r left?

Still 5 left

Moral:::
Lot of difference between
“Deciding and Doing”

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Nobody in d world can stop

Posted May 18, 2012 By admin

Nobody in d world can stop u from
falling in
love
Except for the 2 most powerful
weapons that
can do that
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.
.
Mummy’s Chappal
&
Daddy’s Belt. .!!

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joke

Posted May 18, 2012 By admin

Dad : Give me your phone for a second . . Son : wait dad, let me switch it on {… Delete video Delete picture Delete music Delete private Delete number Delete X_X Delete Delete Delete} FORMAT MeMoRY CARD#:-s Here u go 3-| I have nothing to hide from u!! Dad : I just wanted to see the time :> 😛

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joke for facebook

Posted May 15, 2012 By admin

Girl : What’s the proof that you miss me?

Boy: See my cheeks, My mom slapped me

Because i was smiling while sleeping “Thinking of You” 🙂

Girl : Itna Pyaar karte ho (^___^) ♥
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Boy : Nahin, Shakal dekh ke hassi aa jati hai 😛 😀

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Facebook staus: pappu ki baten

Posted May 15, 2012 By admin

Pappu
Pinki
Ko
Pasand
Krta
Hai,
Aur
Pinki
Pappu
K Bhai
Ko
Jab
K
Pappu
K
Bhai
Ko
Pinki
Ki
Behen
Achi
Lgti
Hai,
Lekin
Pinki
Ki
Behen
Pappu
Ko
Pasand
Krti
Se
Pyar
Nhi
Krta
Jab
K
Pinki
Ki
Behen
Ko
Pappu
Ka
Bhai
Acha
Nhi
Lgta
To tenshion na le
balke
dubara
post or like
kr
k
tension de.

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