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Posted May 18, 2012 By admin

Dad : Give me your phone for a second . . Son : wait dad, let me switch it on {… Delete video Delete picture Delete music Delete private Delete number Delete X_X Delete Delete Delete} FORMAT MeMoRY CARD#:-s Here u go 3-| I have nothing to hide from u!! Dad : I just wanted to see the time :> 😛

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joke for facebook

Posted May 15, 2012 By admin

Girl : What’s the proof that you miss me?

Boy: See my cheeks, My mom slapped me

Because i was smiling while sleeping “Thinking of You” 🙂

Girl : Itna Pyaar karte ho (^___^) ♥
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Boy : Nahin, Shakal dekh ke hassi aa jati hai 😛 😀

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Facebook staus: pappu ki baten

Posted May 15, 2012 By admin

Pappu
Pinki
Ko
Pasand
Krta
Hai,
Aur
Pinki
Pappu
K Bhai
Ko
Jab
K
Pappu
K
Bhai
Ko
Pinki
Ki
Behen
Achi
Lgti
Hai,
Lekin
Pinki
Ki
Behen
Pappu
Ko
Pasand
Krti
Se
Pyar
Nhi
Krta
Jab
K
Pinki
Ki
Behen
Ko
Pappu
Ka
Bhai
Acha
Nhi
Lgta
To tenshion na le
balke
dubara
post or like
kr
k
tension de.

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Rajnikanth and jayalalitha Method to catch a lion:

Rajnikanth Method:
Keep warning the lion that u may come and attack anytime.
The lion will live in fear and die soon in fear itself.

Jayalalitha Method:
Send Police commissioner Muthukaruppan around 2AM and kill it, while it’s sleeping !

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Einstein Method to catch lion

Posted April 25, 2012 By admin

Einstein Method to catch lion:

Run in the direction opposite to that of the lion.
Due to higher relative velocity, the lion will also run faster and will get tired soon.
Now you can trap it easily.

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Newton 's Method to catch lion:

Posted April 25, 2012 By admin

Newton ‘s Method to catch lion:

Let, the lion catch you.
For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction.
Implies you caught lion.

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funny hindi joke

Posted April 25, 2012 By admin

Ladies hostel warden calls electricity office & complains: Aaj to aadmi bhej do, ladkiyan 3 din se mombatti se kaam chala rahi hain

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