Funny SMS Archive

Nobody in d world can stop

Posted May 18, 2012 By admin

Nobody in d world can stop u from
falling in
love
Except for the 2 most powerful
weapons that
can do that
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Mummy’s Chappal
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Daddy’s Belt. .!!

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joke

Posted May 18, 2012 By admin

Dad : Give me your phone for a second . . Son : wait dad, let me switch it on {… Delete video Delete picture Delete music Delete private Delete number Delete X_X Delete Delete Delete} FORMAT MeMoRY CARD#:-s Here u go 3-| I have nothing to hide from u!! Dad : I just wanted to see the time :> 😛

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Womenz Day

Posted March 10, 2012 By admin

Womenz Day Par Aik Larki Ne Pathan Se Kaha

“Apko Pata Hai Aj Womens Day Hai?”

Pathan Ne Ghabra K Kaha:

“Kamaal Hai, Jb Hum Ghar SeNikla Tha

Tab Tu Tuesday Tha.

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PHATAPHAT

Posted March 10, 2012 By admin

Teacher- Mai jo Questn Puchu, Uska ANS Phataphat dena.

Teacher- India ki rajdhani ka kya naam hai.?
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Student- PHATAPHAT.

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Bina Ticket wale Yatri Hoshiyar

Posted March 10, 2012 By admin

Train mein warning likhi thi.
“Bina Ticket wale Yatri Hoshiyar”
Santa: Wah!
Aur jo ticket lekar yatra kar rahe hain,
Wo sab Gadhe hai kya?

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College life

Posted March 10, 2012 By admin

College life

ASSIGNMENT copy karte time

” Oye!! Ye kya likha hai ?? ”
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” Jo word samajh aa raha hai wo likh, jo nai aa raha uska aisa hi design bana de’!!

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Na Soneya Na…..

Posted March 10, 2012 By admin

Accident K Bad Driver Gussey Se…….

Maine Car Ki Headlights On Kar K Btaya Tha K Pehle Mje Nikalne Do…….

Sardar:

Maine B To Wiper Chala K Btaya Tha…….
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Na Soneya Na…..

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mulayam ki cycle

Posted March 10, 2012 By admin

Mulayam singh 1 gao me vote mangne gaye
Budhiya se hath jodh kr bole-Amma CYCLE ka dhyan rkhna
Budhiya-meri dur ki nazar kamzor hai. tu tala laga k jana…

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chote ki triple century

Posted March 10, 2012 By admin

Chhote Cricket Khel Kar Aya,

Dost: Kitnay Runs Banay?

Chhote:Triple Century Hone Me 299 Run Baqi
Thay,
Kanjar Ne Out Kar Dia!

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"PASS" KAB KAAM AYEGA

Posted March 10, 2012 By admin

Santa ne BUS ME 2 TICKET Li
Conductor-2 Q?
Santa-1 kho gyi to DUSRI RAHEGI…!
Cndtr-AGAR DUSRI KHO GAYI TO?…

SAnta-TO “PASS” KAB KAAM AYEGA

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