Funny SMS Archive

mulayam ki cycle

Posted March 10, 2012 By admin

Mulayam singh 1 gao me vote mangne gaye
Budhiya se hath jodh kr bole-Amma CYCLE ka dhyan rkhna
Budhiya-meri dur ki nazar kamzor hai. tu tala laga k jana…

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chote ki triple century

Posted March 10, 2012 By admin

Chhote Cricket Khel Kar Aya,

Dost: Kitnay Runs Banay?

Chhote:Triple Century Hone Me 299 Run Baqi
Thay,
Kanjar Ne Out Kar Dia!

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"PASS" KAB KAAM AYEGA

Posted March 10, 2012 By admin

Santa ne BUS ME 2 TICKET Li
Conductor-2 Q?
Santa-1 kho gyi to DUSRI RAHEGI…!
Cndtr-AGAR DUSRI KHO GAYI TO?…

SAnta-TO “PASS” KAB KAAM AYEGA

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santa ki tapasya

Posted March 10, 2012 By admin

Santa ki tapasya se khush ho kar bhagwan bole-
‘VAR MANGO VATS’
Santa-prabhu ! jaisa aap soch rhe he mein vaisa nahi hu
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‘MUJHE VADHU CHAHIYE’

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chori ka fal mitha

Posted March 10, 2012 By admin

Tchr- Beta Chori Krna Buri Baat He,

Chori Ka Fal Hmesha Kadva Hota He

Papu- Lekin Mene Jo APPLE Chori Krke Khaaye Woh Toh Mithe The..

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case dismissed

Posted March 10, 2012 By admin

Judge: How can you prove you were not speeding your car?
Man: Sir, I was on the way to bring back my Wife from her mother’s home!
Judge: That’s all, case dismissed.

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santa ki chappal

Posted March 10, 2012 By admin

Santa Ki Chappal Kisi Ne Chura Li

Wo Sidha Kabristan Gya

Udhar Beth Gya Or Kehne Laga=Ham Se Bach Ke Kahaan Jayega Ek Na Ek Din To ya ayega

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