santa banta

Santa: “Tune Us Ladki Ke Liye Cigarette Chod Di?”

Banta: “Haan”

Santa: “Daru Ko Bhi Chod Diya?”

Banta: “Haan”

Santa: “Jua Bhi Chod Diya?”

Banta: “Haan”

Santa: “Abey To Fir Us Se Shadi Kyu Nahi Ki?”

Banta: “Oh Yaar, Itna Sudhar Gaya Tha Ke Usse Achhi Mil Gayi“

One Comment

  1. Comment by NANDU:

    Mera dil dhukhi is kadar hai ke kehta hai khuda se—-
    .
    “mat puch mere zakhmo ki kahani tere bhi aansu nikal aayenge…
    Jise tune etani fursat se banaya
    wo bhi es kadar zakam de jayenge..
    Aankho ko bhi dar lagta hai ab to uske saaye se…
    Lagta hai wo hamein zindagi se maut me dhakel jayenge…
    .
    Mat puch ke kya gunaah kiya hai… usne puri zindagi ke panne wo u bekher jayenge…
    Zindagi tabaah karne ka jo tune use hunar diya..
    Ye na pata tha ke wo ise hum par aajmaynge…
    .
    Mat puch mere rone ki dastan tere bhi aanshu nikal aayenge…
    Teri enaayat the us par etani ke vo gunahgar ho kar bhi begunaah kahlayenge….
    Jis sach par meri zindagi the tiki…
    Wo use bhi juthlakar chale jayenge….
    .
    Mat puch ke kitna pyaar tha humko us se….
    Agar btaya to saare diwane bhi mere dusman ho jayenge….
    Y meri aakhri koshish hai tera diya gam bhulane ki….
    Kisko pata ki ab hum gahari neend mai so jayenge”

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